"Welcome to The Kavern," said the Kat to it's prey! Why don't you come in and play with me for a bit? We will have such great fun together. Just look at what we can do.

 Why don't you stay for lunch, the cook is hunting up something delicious since you look so yummm...., huh.....ah...., hungry!

Hmmmm you smell so good my little snac.......friend. Just because I am licking you doesn't mean I am tasting you.

Maybe you would like to watch a little TV. My favorite show "Oceans Alive" is on right now. No it only has one channel so I can't change it!

Would you care for some milk. It'll make you fat and juicy, I mean strong and healthy.

You look nervous my little friend; come I will protect you. Why you are trembling.....I will put you somewhere, where you will be safe and warm. Mumble, mumble, mumble......BURP! Delicious! This is a happy Kat and a tired Kat.

All is well with the world for our kitty-kat friend as he dreams about a friendship that was short lived but full of fun. The moral of the story is: Once in awhile it is okay to play with your food as long as it is willing!

Oh yes welcome to Kitty's Kavern!

Would YOU care to come in and play with me! I promise I don't bite.......much!

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