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December 21 Callie is now resting gently in the arms of her angels.Well today was the day that I was going to start my Christmas blog. But Christmas this year is going to be very sad around my home. Callie Braun, Webmaster of the very popular Space, Let Positive Voices Be Heard, passed away, December 19, 2007.
 Callie was an an advocate for people who were unable to speak for themselves. She and her Human Angels provided aid to anyone who needed it and never turned anyone away. Her Space,which she loving put together provided information and links that would otherwise be impossible to find. Callie spread love to anyone who came in contact with her, always caring, always there if you needed a shouder to cry on or even just a quick chat. All of us who were touched by her loving heart came away just a little bit richer for it! Callie was every bit a Human Angel.
 Callie will be sadly missed by the Spaces community and by her loving children , daughter Jessi (18) and son James (15).
 Callie for such a long time we have chatted on the computer and talked hours on the phone . We laughed, we cried and told each other secrets. I have always ended our conversations the same way. I never thought that there would be a final time that I would be saying this to you:
Rest gently in the arms of your angels Callie.
We love you and will miss you so much!
Kitty.
 ~~~ MY BEST FRIEND~~~
Once was here
Now is gone I will always
Love forever The laughs
the tears,
the long night chats, the smiles, without her My life has no direction no ups nor downs; no smiles or frowns I miss her
I cry!
I see her I lie;
What ever went wrong I can mend; I will always love forever My very best friend ~~~~ written by Beth GIllis
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March 23 Joking Around!  Hi Everyone! I am back again. After such a long illness I am raring to get going and bring on some laughter! I hope that you enjoy these jokes and now that I am feeling better I am sure to update more often!
Theory Of Creation
Theory of Creation God created the mule, and told him, "You will be mule, working constantly from dusk to dawn, carrying heavy loads on your back. You will eat grass and lack intelligence. You will live for 50 years." The mule answered, "To live like this for 50 years is too much. Please, give me no more than 20." And it was so.
Then God created the dog, and told him, "You will hold vigilance over the dwellings of Man,
to whom you will be his greatest companion. You will eat his table scraps and live for 25
years." And the dog responded, "Lord, to live 25 years as a dog like that is too much.
Please, no more than 10 years." And it was so.
God then created the monkey, and told him, "You are monkey. You shall swing from tree to
tree, acting like an idiot. You will be funny, and you shall live for 20 years." And the
monkey responded, "Lord, to live 20 years as the clown of the world is too much. Please,
Lord, give me no more than 10 years." And it was so.
Finally, God created Man and told him, "You are Man, the only rational being that walks the
earth. You will use your intelligence to have mastery over the creatures of the world. You
will dominate the earth and live for 20 years." And the man responded, "Lord, to be Man for
only 20 years is too little. Please, Lord, give me the 30 years the mule refused, the 15
years the dog refused, and the 10 years the monkey rejected." And it was so.
And so God made Man to live 20 years as a man, then marry and live 30 years like a mule
working and carrying heavy loads on his back. Then, he is to have children and live 15 years
as a dog, guarding his house and eating the leftovers after they empty the pantry, then, in
his old age, to live 10 years as a monkey, acting like an idiot to amuse his grand children.
Words To Live By
 Accept that some days you're the pigeon, and some days you're the statue. Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them. Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it. Drive carefully. It's not only cars that can be recalled by their maker. Eat a live toad in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you for the rest of the day. If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague. If you lend someone $20, and never see that person again, it was probably worth it. It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others. Never buy a car you can't push. Never put both feet in your mouth at the same time, because then you don't have a leg to stand on.
Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance. The early worm gets eaten by the bird, so sleep late. The Second mouse gets the cheese. When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane. Birthdays are good for you, the more you have, the longer you live. You may be only one person in the world, but you may also be the world to one person. Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once. Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened. We could learn a lot from crayons, some are sharp, some are pretty, some are dull some have weird names, and all are different colors but they all have to learn to live in the same
box. A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery on a detour. Happiness comes through doors you didn't even know you left open. The Truth
At school, a boy is told by a classmate that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret, and that this makes it very easy to blackmail them by saying, “I know the whole
truth” -- even when you don't know anything.
The boy decides to go home and try it out. As he is greeted by his mother at the front door
he says, “I know the whole truth.” His mother quickly hands him $20 and says, “Just don't
tell your father.”
Quite pleased, the boy waits for his father to get home from work, and greets him with, “I
know the whole truth.” The father promptly hands him $40 and says, “Please don't say a word to your mother.”
Very pleased, the boy is on his way to school the next day, when he sees the mailman at his
front door. The boy greets him by saying, “I know the whole truth.”
The mailman drops the mail, opens his arms and says, “Then come give your dad a big hug.”
I hope you have enjoyed these jokes, I will be adding more a little later!
 I wish you a wonderful Friday and that you have an even better weekend.
Take care and big hugs,
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February 14 Mother's Love  This greeting was created by a new friend Terry!
Please drop by her site and wish her a Happy Valentine's Day.
 This is another one that Teery sent me. I just love getting gifts!
Thank you Terry!
Her Space is new, so go and show her some Spaces love and support!
 Hi everyone! Sorry that I haven't been around lately but I have been very ill! But still I couldn't miss Valentine's Day. So here I am!
Valentine's Day is a day meant for love. But it is not just celebrated by the young and by those that are in love. While this is important too, friends, lovers and even spouses, come and go! But there is one person who is always there for you. Her love for you is unconditional, whenever you need her she is there to comfort you, trying to take the hurt away!
Have you guessed to whom I am refering to?
Of course it is your Mother!
My friend Callie sent this to me through E-mail and it touched heart strings so much that I wanted everyone to read it.
By the way if you get a chance please go and visit her site and say hello to her!
Being a Mother
After 21 years of marriage, my wife wanted me to take another woman out to dinner and a movie. She said, "I love you, but I know this other woman loves you and would love to spend some time with you." The other woman that my wife wanted me to visit was my MOTHER, who has been a widow for 19 years, but the demands of my work and my three children had made it possible to visit her only occasionally. That night I called to invite her to go out for dinner and a movie.
"What's wrong, are you well," she asked?
My mother is the type of woman who suspects that a late night call or a surprise invitation is a sign of bad news. "I thought that it would be pleasant to spend some time with you," I responded. "Just the two of us." She thought about it for a moment, and then said, "I would like that very much." That Friday after work, as I drove over to pick her up I was a bit nervous. When I arrived at her house, I noticed that she, too, seemed to be nervous about our date. She waited in the door with her coat on. She had curled her hair and was wearing the dress that she had worn to celebrate her last wedding anniversary. She smiled from a face that was as radiant as an angel's. "I told my friends that I was going to go out with my son, and they were impressed," she said, as she got into the car, "They can't wait to hear about our date." We went to a restaurant that, although not elegant, was very nice and cozy. My mother took my arm as if she were the First Lady. After we sat down, I had to read the menu. Her eyes could only read large print. Half way through the entries, I lifted my eyes and saw Mom sitting there staring at me. A nostalgic smile was on her lips. "It was I who used to have to read the menu when you were small," she said. "Then it's time that you relax and let me return the favor," I responded. During the dinner, we had an agreeable conversation- -nothing extraordinary but catching up on recent events of each other's life. We talked so much that we missed the movie. As we arrived at her house later, she said, "I'll go out with you again, but only if you let me invite you." I agreed.
"How was your dinner date?" asked my wife when I got home. "Very nice. Much more so than I could have imagined," I answered. A few days later, my mother died of a massive heart attack. It happened so suddenly that I didn't have a chance to do anything for her.
Some time later, I received an envelope with a copy of a restaurant receipt from the same place Mother and I had dined. An attached note said: "I paid this bill in advance. I wasn't sure that I could be there; but nevertheless, I paid for two plates - one for you and the other for your wife. You will never know what that night meant for me. I love you, son. " At that moment, I understood the importance of saying in time: "I LOVE YOU" and to give our loved ones the time that they deserve. Nothing in life is more important than your family. Give them the time they deserve, because these things cannot be put off until "some other time." Somebody said it takes about six weeks to get back to normal after you've had a baby.... Somebody doesn't know that once you're a mother, "normal" is history. Somebody said you learn how to be a mother by instinct - Somebody never took a three-year-old shopping. Somebody said being a mother is boring - Somebody never rode in a car driven by a teenager with a driver's permit. Somebody said if you're a "good" mother, your child will "turn out good"- somebody thinks a child comes with directions and a guarantee.
Somebody said "good" mothers never raise their voices - somebody never came out the back door just in time to see her child hit a golf ball through the neighbor's kitchen window. Somebody said you don't need an education to be a mother - somebody never helped a fourth grader with math. Somebody said you can't love the second child as much as you love the first - somebody doesn't have two children. Somebody said a mother can find all the answers to her child-rearing questions in the books - somebody never had a child stuff beans up his nose or in his ears. Somebody said the hardest part of being a mother is labor and delivery - somebody never watched her "baby" get on the bus for the first day of kindergarten, or on a plane headed for military boot camp. Somebody said a mother can do her job with her eyes closed and one hand tied behind her back - somebody never organized seven giggling Brownies to sell cookies. Somebody said a mother can stop worrying after her child gets married - somebody doesn't know that marriage adds a new son-in-law or daughter-in-law to a mother's heartstrings. Somebody said a mother's job is done when her last child leaves home - somebody never had grandchildren. Somebody said your mother knows you love her, so you don't need to tell her - somebody isn't a mother. Pass this along to all the "mothers" in your life and to everyone who ever had a mother. This isn't just about being a mother; it's about appreciating the people in your life while you have them, no matter who that person is. So remember to0day is a very special day so go and tell your Mother that you love her and wish her a very
 Thank you Rusty for the lovely Valentine's wishes!
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Rusty's Valentine SpaceI hope that everyone is having a lovely Valentine's Day and that it is filled with love!
 December 15 Christmas Gifts From Friends.
My Christmas Countdown!
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December 05 Here comes Christmas!  v The Night Before Christmas
A festive holiday poem by Hugh Drumm & Vincent Ambrose
'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the Net,
There were hacker's a surfing. Nerds? Yeah, you bet. The e-mails were stacked by the modem with care, In hopes that St. Nicholas soon would be there. The newbies were nestled all snug by their screens, While visions of Java danced in their dreams. My wife on the sofa and me with a snack, We just settled down at my rig (it's a Mac). When out in the Web there arose such a clatter, I jumped to the site to see what was the matter. To a new page my Mac flew like a flash, Then made a slight gurgle. It started to crash!! I gasped at the thought and started to grouse, Then turned my head sideways and clicked on my mouse. When what to my wondering eyes should appear, My Mac jumped to a page that wasn't quite clear. When the image resolved, so bright and so quick, I knew in a moment it must be St. Nick! More rapid than mainframes, more graphics they came, Then Nick glanced toward my screen, my Mac called them by name; "Now Compaq! Now Acer!", my speaker did reel; "On Apple! On Gateway!" Santa started to squeal! "Jump onto the circuits! And into the chip! Now speed it up! Speed it up! Make this thing hip!" The screen gave a flicker, he was into my RAM, Then into my room rose a full hologram! He was dressed in all red, from his head to his shoes, Which were black (the white socks he really should lose). He pulled out some discs he had stored in his backpack. Santa looked like a dude who was rarin' to hack! His eyes, how they twinkled! His glasses, how techno! This ain't the same Santa that I used to know! With a wink of his eye and a nod of his head, Santa soon let me know I had nothing to dread. He spoke not a word, gave my Mac a quick poke, And accessed my C drive with only a stroke. He defragged my hard drive, and added a DIMM, Then threw in some cool games, just on a whim! He worked without noise, his fingers they flew! He distorted some pictures with Kai's Power Goo! He updated Office, Excel and Quicken, Then added a screensaver with a red clucking chicken! My eyes widened a bit, my mouth stood agape, As he added the latest version of Netscape. The drive gave a whirl, as if it were pleased, St. Nick coyly smiled, the computer appeased. Then placing his finger on the bridge of his nose, Santa turned into nothing but ones and zeros! He flew back into my screen and through my uplink, Back into the net with barely a blink. But I heard his sweet voice as he flew from my sight, "Happy surfing to all, and to all a good byte!" PROOF:
Santa Claus Does NOT Exist
There are approximately two billion children (persons under 18) in the world. However, since Santa does not visit children of Muslim, Hindu, Jewish or Buddhist (except maybe in Japan) religions, this reduces the workload for Christmas night to 15% of the total, or 378 million (according to the population reference bureau). At an average (census) rate of 3.5 children per household, that comes to 108 million homes, presuming there is at least one good child in each.
Santa has about 31 hours of Christmas to work with, thanks to the different time zones and the rotation of the earth, assuming east to west (which seems logical). This works out to 967.7 visits per second. This is to say that for each Christian household with a good child, Santa has around 1/1000th of a second to park the sleigh, hop out, jump down the chimney, fill the stockings, distribute the remaining presents under the tree, eat whatever snacks have been left for him, get back up the chimney, jump into the sleigh and get onto the next house. Assuming that each of these 108 million stops is evenly distributed around the earth (which, of course, we know to be false, but will accept for the purposes of our calculations), we are not talking about 0.78 miles per household; a total trip of 75.5 million miles, not counting bathroom stops or breaks.
This means Santa's sleigh is moving at 650 miles per second--3,000 times the speed of sound. For purposes of comparison, the fastest man made vehicle, the Ulysses space probe, moves at a poky 27.4 miles per second, and a conventional reindeer can run (at best) 15 miles per hour. The payload of the sleigh adds another interesting element. Assuming that each child gets nothing more than a medium sized LEGO set (two pounds), the sleigh is carrying over 500 thousand tons, not counting Santa himself. On land, a conventional reindeer can pull no more than 300 pounds. Even granting that ''flying reindeer can pull 10 times the normal amount, the job can't be done with eight or even nine of them---Santa would need 360,000 of them. This increases the payload, not counting the weight of the sleigh, another 54,000 tons, or roughly seven times the weight of the Queen Elizabeth (the ship, not the monarch).
A mass of nearly 600,000 tons travelling at 650 miles per second creates enormous air resistance -- this would heat up the reindeer in the same fashion as a spacecraft re-entering the earth's atmosphere. The lead pair of reindeer would absorb 14.3 quintillion joules of energy per second each. In short, they would burst into flames almost instantaneously, exposing the reindeer behind them and creating deafening sonic booms in their wake. The entire reindeer team would be vaporized within 4.26 thousandths of a second, or right about the time Santa reaches the fifth house on his trip. Not that it matters, however, since Santa, as a result of accelerating from a dead stop to 650 m.p.s. in .001 seconds, would be subjected to acceleration forces of 17,000 g's.
A 250 pound Santa (which seems ludicrously slim considering all the high calorie snacks he must have consumed over the years) would be pinned to the back of the sleigh by 4,315,015 pounds of force, instantly crushing his bones and organs and reducing him to a quivering blob of pink goo. Therefore, if Santa did exist, he's dead now.
MERRY CHISTMAS!!!
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October 12 My Little Angel at Three and Half Months!My little angel when she was just a little "Nipper" with her mother and brother and sisters.
 Bet you can't figure out which one she was??? LOL
 My little Tabetha at 4 weeks old. She is so sweet in this picture.
 Now at 3 1/2 months Tabby only seems to get prettier everyday.
 In this picture she really looks more like a tiger than an angel.
  Now just ignoring "Mama" and her camera Tabby finally goes to sleep and actually looks like the angel she used to be not the devil she has become! LOL
Now from my "Baby" to a more serious note.
October 2006 is Breast Cancer Awareness Month
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October 09 Giving Thanks Today!  Today is the day that we gather all our family and friends together and give thanks for all the bounty that God has provided thoughout the past year.
 Count your blessings instead of your crosses;
Count your gains instead of your losses. Count your joys instead of your woes; Count your friends instead of your foes. Count your smiles instead of your tears; Count your courage instead of your fears. Count your full years instead of your lean; Count your kind deeds instead of your mean. Count your health instead of your wealth; Count on God instead of yourself.   A Thanksgiving Day Prayer
Lord, so often times, as any other day
When we sit down to our meal and pray We hurry along and make fast the blessing
Thanks, amen. Now please pass the dressing We're slaves to the olfactory overload
We must rush our prayer before the food gets cold But Lord, I'd like to take a few minute more
To really give thanks to what I'm thankful for For my family, my health, a nice soft bed
My friends, my freedom, a roof over my head I'm thankful right now to be surrounded by those
Whose lives touch me more than they'll ever possibly know Thankful Lord, that You've blessed me beyond measure
Thankful that in my heart lives life's greatest treasure That You, dear Jesus, reside in that place
And I'm ever so grateful for Your unending grace So please, heavenly Father, bless this food You've provided
And bless each and every person invited Amen!
-Scott Wesemann  More Than A Day
As Thanksgiving Day rolls around,
It brings up some facts, quite profound. We may think that we're poor, Feel like bums, insecure, But in truth, our riches astound. We have friends and family we love;
We have guidance from heaven above. We have so much more Than they sell in a store, We're wealthy, when push comes to shove. So add up your blessings, I say;
Make Thanksgiving last more than a day. Enjoy what you've got; Realize it's a lot, And you'll make all your cares go away. -By Karl Fuchs  Of there is one creature that does not like Thanksgiving Day!
And the chase is on! LOL
  We can only hope that this little fellow will get away or he may end up on someone'e dinner table! Yummy!
 I hope everyone has a great today and a lovely turkey dinner!
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October 06 More Laughs Just For You!
Marriage For The Seniors George, age 92, and Edith, age 89, are all excited about their decision to get married. "Are you the owner?" The pharmacist answers, "Yes." George: "We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?" George: "How about support hose for circulation?" George: "What about medicine for rheumatism, osteoporosis & arthritis? " George: "How about waterproof furniture pads & Depends?" George: "Hearing aid & denture supplies &! ; reading glasses?" George: "What about eye drops, sleeping pills, Geritol & Ensure?" George: "You sell wheelchairs, walkers & canes?" George smiles & replies to the pharmacist, "We'd like to use your store as our Bridal Registry
Interview with an OBGYN
Q: I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move? Q: How will I know if my vomiting is morning sickness or the flu? Q: What is the most common pregnancy craving? Q: What is the most reliable method to determine a baby's sex? Q: The more pregnant I get, the more often strangers smile at me. Why? Q: My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that sometimes she's borderline irrational. Q: What's the difference between a nine-month pregnant woman and a model? Q: How long is the average woman in labor? Q: My childbirth instructor says it's not pain I'll feel during labor, but pressure. Is she right? Q: When is the best time to get an epidural? Q: Is there any reason I have to be in the delivery room while my wife is in labor? Q: Is there anything I should avoid while recovering from childbirth? Q: Does pregnancy cause hemorrhoids? Q: What does it mean when a baby is born with teeth? Q: What is the best time to wean the baby from nursing? Q: Do I have to have a baby shower? Q: Our baby was born last week. When will my wife begin to feel and act normal again?
Fall-Down Drunk He tried to stand up again, but fell face first into the mud. "Screw it," he thought. "I'll just crawl home." The next morning, his wife found him on the doorstep asleep. "You went out drinking last night, didn't you?" she said. "Uh, yes," he said sheepishly. "How did you know?" "You left your wheelchair at the bar again."
The Eve of Creation "Lord," she says, "I know you've created me and have provided this beautiful garden and all of these wonderful animals, and that hilarious comedy snake, but I'm just not happy." "Why is that, Eve?" came the reply from above. "Lord, I am lonely. And I'm sick to death of apples," she says. "Well, Eve, in that case, I have a solution. I shall create a man for you," the good Lord tells her. "What's a 'man', Lord?" she inquires. "This man will be a flawed creature, with aggressive tendencies, an enormous ego and an inability to empathize or listen to you properly. All in all, he'll give you a hard time. But, he'll be bigger and faster and more muscular than you. He'll be really good at fighting and kicking a ball about and hunting fleet-footed ruminants, and not altogether bad in the sack." "Sounds great," says Eve, with an ironically raised eyebrow. "Yeah, well. He's better than a poke in the eye with a burnt stick. But, you can have him on one condition." "What's that, Lord?" she asks. "You'll have to let him believe that I made him first."
The Lost Chapter in Genesis God said that He was going to make Adam a companion and that it would be a woman. He said, "This person will gather food for you, cook for you, and when you discover clothing, she will wash it for you. She will always agree with every decision you make. She will bear your children and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of them. She will not nag you and will always be the first to admit she was wrong when you've had a disagreement. She will never have a headache and will freely give you love and passion whenever you need it. Adam asked God, "What will a woman like this cost?" God replied, "An arm and a leg." Adam thought a moment and asked, "What can I get for a rib?" The rest is history....
Things I've Learned From My Children 3. If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite. 4. If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 42-pound boy wearing Batman underwear and a superman cape. It is strong enough, however, to spread paint on all four walls of a large room. 5. When using the ceiling fan as a baseball bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way. 6. The glass in windows (even double pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan. 7. When you hear the toilet flush and the words "Uh-oh," it's already too late. 8. Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it. 9. A six-year-old can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36-year-old man says they can only do it in the movies. A magnifying glass can start a fire even on an overcast day. 10. Certain Legos will pass through the digestive tract of a six-year-old. 11. "Play-Doh" and "microwave" should never be used in the same sentence. 12. Super glue is forever. 13. No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water. 14. Pool filters do not like Jell-O. 15. VCRs do not eject PB&J sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do. 16. A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. foot house 4 inches deep. 17. Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise in a moving car. 18. You probably do not want to know what that odor is. 19. Always look in the oven before you turn it on. Plastic toys do not like ovens. 20. The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy. It will, however, make cats dizzy. 21. Cats spit up twice their body weight when dizzy.
Blond Jokes Suicidal Blonde "Shut up! You're next!"
Not All Blondes Are Dumb
Turkey Roll She sobs, "Robert doesn't appreciate what I do for him." "Now, now," her mother comforted, "I am sure it was all just a misunderstanding." "No, mother," you don't understand. "I bought a frozen turkey roll and he yelled and screamed at me about the price!" "Well, the nerve of that lousy cheapskate!" says her mom. "Those turkey rolls are only a few dollars." "No, mother it wasn't the price of the turkey, it was the airplane ticket." "Airplane ticket.... What did you need an airplane ticket for?" "Well mother, when I went to fix it, I looked at the directions on the package and it said - 'Prepare from a frozen state,' so I flew to Alaska!"
Blonde Kidnapper
I am a desperate Blonde hard up for money. I have kidnapped you kid and if you ever want to see him again you arrange for 5,000 dollars in non-sequencial, unmarked bills to be put next to this tree by 12:00 tonight, or else. She hands the note to the kid and tells him to give it to his mother. The next day the Blonde finds the bag of money next to the tree. Inside the bag is a little note that reads: Here is the money. How could you do this to a fellow Blonde?
Country Doctors
At the first house a woman complained, "I've been a little sick to my stomach." The older doctor said, "Well, you've probably been overdoing the fresh fruit. Why not cut back on the amount you've been eating and see if that does the trick?" As they left the younger man said, "You didn't even examine that woman. How'd you come to your diagnosis so quickly?" "I didn't have to. You noticed I dropped my stethoscope on the floor in there? When I bent over to pick it up, I noticed a half dozen banana peels in the trash. That was what was probably making her sick." "Huh," the younger doctor said, "Pretty clever. I think I'll try that at the next house." Arriving at the next house, they spent several minutes talking with an elderly woman. She complained that she just didn't have the energy she once did. "I'm feeling terribly run down lately." "You've probably been doing too much work for the church," the younger doctor told her. "Perhaps you should cut back a bit and see if that helps." As they left, the elder doc said, "Your diagnosis is almost certainly correct, but how did you arrive at it?" "Well, just like you at the last house, I dropped my stethoscope. When I bent down to retrieve it, I noticed the preacher under the bed."
I hope you are having a great weekend and I managed to give you a laugh or two. Take care and hugs,
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September 29 A Gift Fron India The Songfairy
Look at the wonderful gift that India made for me! She is so talented and is the Editor of MSN's only Newspaper! Thank you so much India. I just love it! Please go visit her at: Just click on the above link.
As the picture says I am ready for the weekend! Hope everyone has a great one! Thank you again India for this wonderful gift! Love you bunches! Take care and hugs everyone,
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September 12 Just For Laughs!  Hi guys! I am trying to get myself a new monitor as mine is dying slightly.
Do me a favor and click on this link and check it out please. Maybe you could win one as well.
Check it out, please?
Thank you so much,
Kitty.
Computer Lingo Guide
Log on - Adding a log to your wood stove. Log off - Don't add a log to your wood stove.
Monitor - Keep an eye on the wood stove.
Megahertz - When a big log drops on your bare foot in the morning.
Floppy disk - What you get from piling too much wood into your wood stove.
Ram - The hydraulic machine that makes the woodsplitter work.
Drive - Getting home during most of the winter to your wood stove.
Hard drive - Trying to get home during a heavy snow storm.
Prompt - What you wish the mail was during the snow season.
Enter - Come on in.
Windows - What you must shut when the temperature hits 10 below.
Screen - What is a must during black fly season.
Chip - What you munch during a football games.
Microchip - What's left in the bag when the normal chips are gone.
Modem - What you did to your fields last July.
Dot Matrix - Eino Matrix's wife.
Laptop - Where the grandkids sit.
Keyboard - Where you're supposed to put the keys so the wife can find them.
Software - Plastic picnic utensils.
Mouse - What leaves those little turds in the cupboard.
Mainframe - The part of the house that holds up the roof.
Port - Where the commercial fishing boats dock.
Random Access Memory - When you can't remember how much you spent on the new deer rifle when wife asks about it.
  The Computer User's Reboot Poem
and things just don't compute, That all we really had to do was stop and hit reboot? Things would all turn out ok,
life could be so sweet If we had those special keys Ctrl, Alt, and Delete. Your boss is mad, your bills not paid,
your wife, well she's just mute Just stop and hit those wonderful keys that make it all reboot. You'd like to have another job
but you fear living in the street? You solve it all and start a new, Ctrl, Alt, and Delete.  Computer History of the World
In the beginning, God created the Bit and the Byte. And from those he created the Word.
And there were two Bytes in the Word; and nothing else existed. And God separated the One from the Zero; and he saw it was good.
And God said - Let the Data be; And so it happened.
And God said - Let the Data go to their proper places. And he created floppy disks and hard disks and compact disks.
And God said - Let the computers be, so there would be a place to put floppy disks and hard disks and compact disks. Thus God created computers and called them hardware.
And there was no Software yet. But God created programs; small and big... And told them - Go and multiply yourselves and fill all the Memory.
And God said - I will create the Programmer; And the Programmer will make new programs and govern over the computers and programs and Data.
And God created the Programmer; and put him at Data Center; And God showed the Programmer the Catalog Tree and said You can use all the volumes and subvolumes but do not use Windows.
And God said - It is not good for the programmer to be alone. He took a bone from the Programmer's body and created a creature that would look up at the Programmer; and admire the Programmer; and love the things the Programmer does; And God called the creature: the User.
And the Programmer and the User were left under the naked DOS and it was Good.
But Bill was smarter than all the other creatures of God. And Bill said to the User - Did God really tell you not to run any programs?
And the User answered - God told us that we can use every program and every piece of Data but told us not to run Windows or we will die.
And Bill said to the User - How can you talk about something you did not even try. The moment you run Windows you will become equal to God. You will be able to create anything you like by a simple click of your mouse.
And the User saw that the fruits of the Windows were nicer and easier to use. And the User saw that any knowledge was useless--since Windows could replace it.
So the User installed the Windows on his computer; and said to the Programmer that it was good.
And the Programmer immediately started to look for new drivers. And God asked him--What are you looking for? And the Programmer answered--I am looking for new drivers because I can not find them in the DOS. And God said - Who told you need drivers? Did you run Windows? And the Programmer said - It was Bill who told us to!
And God said to Bill - Because of what you did, you will be hated by all the creatures. And the User will always be unhappy with you. And you will always sell Windows.
And God said to the User - Because of what you did, the Windows will disappoint you and eat up all your Resources; and you will have to use lousy programs; and you will always rely on the Programmers help.
And God said to the Programmer - Because you listened to the User, you will never be happy. All your programs will have errors and you will have to fix them and fix them to the end of time.
And God threw them out of the Data Center and locked the door and secured it with a password.
General Protection Fault
  I Deserve a First Class Seat!
The disgusted stewardess gets the head stewardess who asks the blonde to leave. The blonde yet again repeats "I'm blonde, I'm smart, I have a good job and I'm staying in first class until we reach Jamaica." The head stewardesses doesn't even know what to do at this point because they still have to get the rest of the passengers seated to take off; the blonde is causing a problem with boarding now, so the stewardess gets the copilot.
The copilot goes up to the blonde and whispers in her ear. She immediately gets up and goes to her seat in the coach section. The head stewardess asks the copilot in amazement what he said to get her to move to her correct seat. The copilot replies, "I told her the front half of the airplane wasn't going to Jamaica."
First Experience Horse Riding
A blonde decides to learn and try horse back riding unassisted without prior experience or lessons. She mounts the horse with great effort, and the tall, shiny horse springs into motion.
Finally, giving up her frail grip, she leaps away from the horse to try and throw herself to safety. Unfortunately, her foot has become entangled in the stirrup. She is now at the mercy of the horse's pounding hooves as her head is struck against the ground again and again. As her head is battered against the ground, she is mere moments away from unconsciousness or even death when Frank, the Wal-Mart manager runs out to shut the horse off.  Please Sign My
August 13 Kitty's Laugh for the Day! The Biggest Emoticon in the World!!!
(My boarder Liz sent me this and I just couldn't resist. LOL)
   How to clean your toilet
Advice from a housemate 1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.
2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.
3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. You may need to stand on the lid.
4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.
5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power-wash" and rinse".
 6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.
7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.
8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off.
9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.
Sincerely,
The Dog
   Police Emergency
This is the true story of George Phillips of Meridian, Mississippi, who was going up to bed when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window. George opened the back door to go turn off the light but saw that there were people in the shed in the process of stealing things.
He immediately phoned the police, who asked "Is someone in your house?" and he said no, but explained the situation. Then they said that all patrols were busy, and that he should simply lock his door and an officer would be along when available.
George said, "Okay," hung up, counted to 30, and phoned the police again.
"Hello I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people in my shed. Well, you don't have to worry about them now cause I've just shot them all."
Then he hung up. Within five minutes three squad cars, an Armed Response unit, and an ambulance showed up at the Phillips' residence. Of course, the police caught the burglars red-handed.
One of the policemen said to George: "I thought you said that you'd shot them!"
George said, "I thought you said there was nobody available!"
The Drunken Priest
A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak. After mass he asked the monsignor how he had done. The monsignor replied, "When I am worried about getting nervous on the pulpit, I put a glass of vodka next to the water glass. If I start to get nervous, I take a sip."
So the next Sunday he took the monsignor's advice. At the beginning of the sermon, he got nervous and took a drink. He proceeded to talk up a storm. Upon return to his office after mass, he found the following note on his door:
1. Sip the Vodka, don't gulp.
2. There are 10 commandments, not 12.
3. There are 12 disciples, not 10.
4. Jesus was consecrated, not constipated.
5. Jacob wagered his donkey, he did not bet his ass.
6. We do not refer to Jesus Christ as the late J.C.
7. The Father, Son, and Holy Ghost are not referred to as Daddy, Junior, and the Spook.
8. David slew Goliath, he did not kick the shit out of him.
9. When David was hit by a rock and knocked off his donkey, don't say he was stoned off his ass.
10. We do not refer to the cross as the Big T!
11. When Jesus broke the bread at the Last Supper he said, "Take this and eat it, for it is my body", he did not say, "Eat me."
12. The Virgin Mary is not referred to as the, "Mary with the Cherry".
13. The recommended grace before a meal is not: "Rub-A-dub-dub, thanks for the grub, yeah God". and finally...
14. Next Sunday there will be a taffy-pulling contest at St.Peter's, not a peter-pulling contest at St. Taffy's.
 Mommy Almost Died
Little Lucy went out into the garden and saw her cat Piddles lying on the ground with its eyes shut and its legs in the air. She fetched her Dad to look at Piddles, and on seeing the cat he said, as gently as he could,
"I'm afraid Piddles is dead, Lucy."
"So why are his legs sticking up in the air like that, Daddy?" asked Lucy as she fought back the tears.
At a loss for something to say the father replied, "Piddles' legs are pointing straight up in the air so that it will be easier for Jesus to float down from heaven above and grab a leg and lift Piddles up to heaven."
Little Lucy seemed to take her Piddles' death quite well. However, two days later when her father came home from work, Lucy had tears in her eyes and said: "Mommy almost died this morning."
Fearing something terrible had happened the father shook the girl and shouted, "How do you mean Lucy? Tell Daddy!"
"Well", mumbled Lucy, "soon after you left for work this morning I saw mommy lying on the floor with her legs in the air and she was shouting, 'Oh Jesus!!! I'm coming, I'm coming!!!' and if it hadn't been for the milkman holding her down she defintely would have gone, Daddy."
 Bill Gates picks his own punishment
Satan greets him: "Welcome Mr. Gates, we've been waiting for you. This will be your home for all eternity. You've been selfish, greedy and a big liar all your life. Now, since you've got me in a good mood, I'll be generous and give you a choice of three places in which you'll be locked up forever. Satan takes Bill to a huge lake of fire in which millions of poor souls are tormented and tortured. He then takes him to a massive coliseum where thousands of people are chased about and devoured by starving lions. Finally, he takes Bill to a tiny room in which there is a bottle of the finest wine sitting on a table. To Bill's delight, he sees a PC in the corner. Without hesitation, Bill says "I'll take this option."
"Fine," says Satan, allowing Bill to enter the room. Satan locks the room after Bill.
As he turns around, he bumps into Lucifer. "That was Bill Gates!" cried Lucifer. "Why did you give him the best place of all!"
"That's what everyone thinks" snickered Satan.
"The bottle has a hole in it!"
"What about the PC?"
"It's got Windows 95!" laughed Satan.
"And it's missing three keys,"
"Which three?"
"Control, Alt and Delete."
Is Windows a virus?
1. Viruses replicate quickly.
Windows does this. 2. Viruses use up valuable system resources, slowing down the system as they do so.
Windows does this. 3. Viruses will, from time to time, trash your hard disk.
Windows does this. 4. Viruses are usually carried, unkown to the user, along with valuable
programs and systems.
Windows does that too. 5. Viruses will occasionally make the user suspect their system is too slow (see 2) and
the user will buy new hardware.
Same with Windows, yet again.
Maybe Windows really is a virus.
Nope! There is a difference!
Viruses are well supported by their authors, are frequently updated, and tend to become more sophisticated as they mature. So there! Windows is not a virus.
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August 01 Release a Dove for Lebanon!
Please Click on this picture to release a Dove of Peace for Lebanon!
Release A Dove Of Peace To Show Your Desire To End This Awful Conflict! Won't you please show that you care?
Thank you so much! Take care and hugs, Please Sign My
 July 31 Hog Rally! Sydney, Cape Breton
hosted one of the biggest
Harley Davidson Bike Rallys
it has ever seen!
There were over 2000 Hogs here of every type and size you can only imagine! I was in Harley Davidson heaven. When they paraded around Sydney it was the most wonderful sight I have ever seen. I am, as you may have noticed, a Hog lover! I have never, in my entire life ,seen so many Harley Davidson Motor Cycles in one spot. I spent the entire day taking pictures and and talking to the owners of the Hogs! I had a ball just looking the bikes over.
 There were hogs as far as the eye could see!
 Even our police ride Harley Davidson Cycles!
 Even Cape Breton's finest drive their Hogs with pride!
 Almost 2000 bikes were in the parade and as loud as it was,
it was music to my ears.
 The bikers came from all over Canada
 and The United States.
 They all had one thing in common! They love their hogs!
There were bikes of all different shapes, colors, and sizes.
Here are some of my favorites.
     This bike is my all time favorite! When it was lit up
it was just beautiful. Too bad it doesn't show up well
in this picture.
Well I just wanted to show you some of the bikes that were in the Rally. If you would like to see more I have these pictures and more posted in my photo album titled Cape Breton's Harley Davidson Hog Rally.
I hope you enjoy them as much as I enjoyed the Rally.
Take care and hugs,
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 July 20 125 Things NOT to Say During Sex!!! Todays joke may not be for everyone but then again I hope you enjoy:
125 Things Not to Say during Sex!
1.) Is it in? 2.) That's it? 3.) You've got to be kidding me! 4.) (phone rings) Hello? Oh nothing and you? 5.) Do I have to pay for this? 6.) Do I have to call you tomorrow? 7.) Oh momma, momma! 8.) Oh dadda, dadda! 9.) You look better in the dark! 10.) This is much better than my last girl/boyfriend. 11.) I thought that goes in the other hole... 12.) Don't tell my husband/wife. 13.) You have the same bra my mom does. (Worse if the girl says it). 14.) This sucks! 15.) Can you finish now? I have a meeting... 16.) I hope you don't expect a raise for this... 17.) I think you might get the job for this. 18.) Damn! Is that all you know how to do? 19.) Did I tell you? I have herpes? 20.) Now we must get married! 21.) Hurry up! The game is about to start! 22.) I'm hungry! 23.) I'm thirsty! 24.) ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ 25.) Are you trying to be funny? 26.) Can I have a ride home after this? 27.) Are those real? 28.) By the way, I want to break up! 29.) Is that smell coming from you? 30.) Haven't you done this before? 31.) Wow!! I've never seen those before! (then grope wildly). 32.) Do you know what some female spiders do after sex? 33.) You're so much like your sister..... 34.) Your Mon's cute! 35.) What's your name again? 36.) Do I have to be here in the morning? 37.) A second time? I barely stayed awake the first time! 38.) But you just started!! 39.) You're a good as a 9 year old, and I should know! 40.) Don't touch that!! 41.) Can we order a pizza? 42.) I think my Dad is listening at the door! 43.) Smile for the camera, honey!!! 44.) Take off that damn monkey glove!! 45.) Get your hand outta there!! 46.) I think the condom broke 10 minutes ago. 47.) I knew you wore a padded bra!! 48.) Cover me boys, I'm going in!!! 49.) DIVE! DIVE! DIVE! 50.) Fire one! 51.) God, that is small!!! 52.) Hold on, let me change the channel... 53.) Who smells like fish? 54.) Is it o.k. if my Mom (and/or Dad) joins in? 55.) Your best friend does it much better. 56.) Hope you don't mind, I left my boots on. 57.) Hurry up, the motors runnin'. 58.) You're fogging up the wind-shield! 59.) Can I borrow 5 bucks? 60.) What the hell noise was that?! 61.) Stop moaning, you sound so stupid! 62.) Shut up,bitch! (worse if the girl says it!) 63.) You know, you're not really attractive. 64.) I'm sorry, I was not listening. 65.) What? Oh yeah, I love you too, now let me concentrate!! 66.) Stop interrupting me!!! 67.) I have to take a shit. 68.) Did I leave the iron on? 69.) Your breath is funky. 70.) (start singing Green Day). 71.) Is it o.k. if I call someone? It's o.k. though, keep going... 72.) It's okay honey, I can imagine that its bigger. 73.) God I wish you were a real woman. 74.) Why can't you ever shave your legs? 75.) By the way, when I drove over here, I ran over you dog... 76.) Oh Susan! Susan...I mean Donna...shit! 77.) Your breast milk is like my Mom's... 78.) You're hairy!! 79.) Your "Happy Trail" led me to a dead end. 80.) Is it o.k. if I never see you again? 81.) Did I forget to tell you that I got worms from my cat? 82.) Don't make that face at me! 83.) All of a sudden I have a headache. 84.) You're boring. 85.) I like you tits. 86.) Suck mt dick, bitch! 87.) How much do I owe you? 88.) How come we each have a penis? 89.) Of course you can't be on top! You're too fat! You'll kill me! 90.) Your ass is hairy (the guy says this) 91.) Just use your finger, it's bigger! 92.) Does your family HAVE to watch? 93.) We'll try again later when you can satisfy me too. 94.) Get off me! I'll do it myself!!!!!! 95.) Can you hold this sandwich for me? 96.) You're as soft as a sheep, inside and out. 97.) The only reason I am doing this is because I am drunk. 98.) My Mom taught me this.... 99.) How cute... peach fuzz! 100.) Damn girl! My tits are bigger than your's! 101.) Should I ask why you are bleeding? 102.) This is my pet rat, Larry.... 103.) If you can't do it, I'll find someone else who can! 104.) I haven't had this much sex since I was a hooker! 105.) I was once a woman.... 106.) Wanna see me take out my glass eye? 107,) No I don't love your mind, I can't grab that!! 108.) Is it o.k. if I tell my friends about this? 109.) I'm sobering up and you're getting ugly! 110.) You wanted me to use a condom? 111.) You're no better than my brother!!! 112.) Mooooooooooooooooo!!!! 113.) Fire in the hole!! 114.) I wanna see how many quarters fit in there. 115.) Hurry up! I'm late for a date! 116.) Okay, start....oh! that feels so....YOU'RE DONE??!! 117.) You ever see basic instinct? 118.) I'm out of condoms, can I use a sock? 119.) Don't squirm, you'll spill my beer! 120.) Did I tell you where my cold sore came from? 121.) You got boogies showing. 122.) (Start reciting the Ten Commandments). 123.) I think I just shit in your bed. 124.) Of course I don't love you. 125.) Let me spell it out for you, b-r-e-a-t-h-m-i-n-t. India added this one! Making my list now 126 Things Not to Say During Sex! Go visit her at: 126.) 'That reminds me I've gotta buy some cocktail sausages for dinner tomorrow'
Diane added the 127 to Things NOT to Say During Sex! Go visit her at: 127.) "Oh, you didn't know I had a penis ring??"
Lalane added 128 to Things NOT to Say During Sex! LOL Please go visit her at: 128.) "Have you done this with your ex?" 128.) "Have you done this with your ex?" If anyone else would like to add onto my list please feel free to do so! Just leave you're Things Not to Say During Sex! and I will add it to the list along with your link. Lets see how many more we can come up with.
Take care and lots of big hugs,
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July 17 My new little angel!About two years ago a friend sent me this poem but after a long wait a little angel was sent to me with four tiny paws! I always believe that you never chose your own pet that it chooses you. And that is exactly what happened. So as I type out my poem I will also show you my four legged angel who is now called Tabby, short for Tabetha. The poem is called:
Send My Friend An Angel
 Please send my friend an angel,
Send her one of mine;
A loving and a caring one,
The best that you can find.
 Please send my friend an angel,
And trust her with its care;
Someone or something for her to love,
And to always be there.
 Please send my friend an angel,
One to help her fill her days;
With hope. love, and laughter,
And warmth of sunshine rays.
 Please send my friend an angel -
You know she gave me one of mine.
Please send her down an angel;
A true friend is hard to find.
My young friend who wrote this was Erica Antinello.
Well I have found my little angel in the form of a 4 week old kitten.
Oh yes and my dog Scooby loves her too.
Well I hope you enjoyed the poem and the pics as well.
 My little Tabetha is so cute.
I hope that you have a great day with lots of sunshine!
Take care and hugs,
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July 16 Inspirational Thoughts!! I have written before about my being bipolar and how efects the people around me but I have left out part of it because it makes people very uncomfortable. The part that I didn't tell you is that I am bipolar with suicicdal tendicies. The last couple of weeks I have been in such a depression that I have not wanted to talk to anyone. I have hid away in my room not wanting to talk and chat with anyone. I was very close to actually commiting suicide except that at that moment I recieved a phone call from Callie which helped me an awful lot. Also there was something else that I found that was given to me a few years back. It is a piece that I want to share with all of you.
INSPIRATIONAL THOUGHTS TO LIVE BY....
Maybe God wants us to meet a few wrong people before meeting the right ones so that when we finally meet the right person, we will know how to be grateful for that gift.
When the door of happiness closes, another opens, but often times we look so long at the closed door that we don't see the one which has been opened for us.
The best kind of friend is the kind you can sit on a porch and swing with, never say a word, and then walk away feeling like it was the best conversation you've ever had.
It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it is also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives.
Giving someone all your love is never an assurance that they'll love you back! Don't expect love in return; just wait for it to grow in their heart but if it doesn't, be content it grew in yours. It takes only a minute to get a crush on sommeone, an hour to like someone, and a day to love someone, but it takes a lifetime to forget someone.
Don't go fpr looks; they can deceive. Don't gp for wealth; even that fades away. Go for someone who makes you smile because it takes takes only a smile to make a dark day seem bright. Find the one that makes your heart smile.
There are moments in life when you miss someone so much that you just want to pick them from your dreams and hug them for real.
Dream what you want to dream; go where you want to go; be what you want to be, because you have only one life and one chancee to do all the things you want to do.
May you have enough happiness to make you sweet, enough trials to make you strong, enough sorrow to keep you human, enough hope to keep you happy!
Always put yourself in others' shoes. If you feel that it hurts you, it probably hurts the other person too.
The happiest of people don't necessarily have the best of everything; they just make the most of everything that comes along their way.
Happiness lies for those who cry, those who hurt, those who have searched, and those who have tried, for only they can appreciate the importance of people who have touched their lives. Love begins with a smile, grows with a kiss and ends with a tear. The brightest future will always be based on a forgotten past, you can't go on well in life until you let go of your past failures and heartaches.
When you were born, you were crying and everyone around you was smiling. Live your life so that when you die, you're the one who is smiling and everyone around you is crying.
I hope you enjoy this little piece, Take care and hugs, Kitty.
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