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29 March

The time on Cape Breton Island is:

The smile test

A noted therapist realizes that people often lie about the frequency of their
encounters, so he devises a test to tell for certain how often someone has sex.
To prove his theory, he fills up an auditorium with people, and goes down the
line, asking each person to smile. Using the size of the person's smile, the
therapist is able to guess accurately until he comes to the last man in line,
who is grinning from ear to ear.

"Twice a day," the therapist guesses, but is surprised when the man says no.
"Once a day, then?" Again the answer is no. "Twice a week?" "No." "Twice a
month?" "No." The man finally says yes when the doctor gets to "once a year".

The therapist is angry that his theory isn't working, and asks the man, "What
the heck are you so happy about?"

The man answers, "Tonight's the night!"

Keep off the Grass

A nurse was on duty in the Emergency Room, when a young woman with purple hair
styled into a punk rocker Mohawk, sporting a variety of tattoos, and wearing
strange clothing, entered. It was quickly determined that the patient had acute
appendicitis, so she was scheduled for immediate surgery.
When she was completely disrobed on the operating table, the staff noticed
that her pubic hair had been dyed green, and above it there was a tattoo that
read, "Keep off the grass."
Once the surgery was completed, the surgeon wrote a short note on the
patient's dressing, which said, "Sorry, had to mow the lawn."

Here is a Brain Teaser for everyone to try! Write the answers in the comment area and see how many you can get right! In a day or two I will tell you who has the most correct answers! You may find it just a bit hard but then it wouldn't be called a Brain Teaser if it were that easy now would it? Have fun with it! LOL

Brain Teasers

1. There is one word in the English language that is always pronounced incorrectly. What is it?

2. A man gave one son 10 cents and another son was given 15 cents. What time is it?

3. A boat has a ladder that has six rungs, each rung is one foot apart. The bottom rung is one foot from the water. The tide rises at 12 inches every 15 minutes. High tide peaks in one hour. When the tide is at it's highest, how many rungs are under water?

4. There is a house with four walls. Each wall faces south. There is a window in each wall. A bear walks by one of the windows. What color is the bear?

5. Is half of two plus two equal to two or three?

6. There is a room. The shutters are blowing in. There is broken glass on the floor. There is water on the floor. You find Sloppy dead on the floor. Who is Sloppy? How did Sloppy die?

7. How much dirt would be in a hole 6 feet deep and 6 feet wide that has been dug with a square edged shovel?

8. If I were in Hawaii and dropped a bowling ball in a bucket of water which is 45 degrees F, and dropped another ball of the same weight, mass,and size in a bucket at 30 degrees F, both of them at the same time, which ball would hit the bottom of the bucket first?

Same question, but the location is in Canada?

9. What is the significance of the following: The year is 1978, thirty-four minutes past noon on May 6th.

10. What can go up a chimney down, but can't go down a chimney up? (hint... chim chimminy)

11. If a farmer has 5 haystacks in one field and 4 haystacks in the other field, how many haystacks would he have if he combined them all in the center field?

12. What is it that goes up and goes down but does not move?

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	Annawrote: Brain Teasers 1. There is one word in the English language that is always pronounced incorrectly. What is it? Incorrectly (wednesday is another option, btw) 2. A man gave one son 10 cents and another son was given 15 cents. What time is it? 12:55 3. A boat has a ladder that has six rungs, each rung is one foot apart. The bottom rung is one foot from the water. The tide rises at 12 inches every 15 minutes. High tide peaks in one hour. When the tide is at it's highest, how many rungs are under water? none, the ladder is on a boat, and boat float 4. There is a house with four walls. Each wall faces south. There is a window in each wall. A bear walks by one of the windows. What color is the bear? White. if all four walls face south, then the house must be built on the north pole, and any bear up there is a polar bear 5. Is half of two plus two equal to two or three? multiplication comes before addition, so it's equal to three 6. There is a room. The shutters are blowing in. There is broken glass on the floor. There is water on the floor. You find Sloppy dead on the floor. Who is Sloppy? How did Sloppy die? my guess is that poor Sloppy is a fish whose bowl was broken and died of all the water draining from the bowl. 7. How much dirt would be in a hole 6 feet deep and 6 feet wide that has been dug with a square edged shovel? a hole, by definition, has no dirt in it. 8. If I were in Hawaii and dropped a bowling ball in a bucket of water which is 45 degrees F, and dropped another ball of the same weight, mass,and size in a bucket at 30 degrees F, both of them at the same time, which ball would hit the bottom of the bucket first? 30 degree F water is frozen, so the bowling ball wouldn't reach the bottom, thus it would reach the bottom of the 45 degree water bucket first. Same question, but the location is in Canada? frozen water is frozen water 9. What is the significance of the following: The year is 1978, thirty-four minutes past noon on May 6th. 12:34 5/6/78 10. What can go up a chimney down, but can't go down a chimney up? (hint... chim chimminy) 11. If a farmer has 5 haystacks in one field and 4 haystacks in the other field, how many haystacks would he have if he combined them all in the center field? if he combined all the haystacks he would have only one haystack 12. What is it that goes up and goes down but does not move? temperature, pressure, but I'm thinking that you're looking for the sun 4 Apr.
	Indiawrote: 7. How much dirt would be in a hole 6 feet deep and 6 feet wide that has been dug with a square edged shovel? No dirt in a whole it's empty. 31 Mar.
	Indiawrote: 1. There is one word in the English language that is always pronounced incorrectly. What is it? incorrectly 2. A man gave one son 10 cents and another son was given 15 cents. What time is it? Time his sons went out and earned their own money.a quarter to two. 3. A boat has a ladder that has six rungs, each rung is one foot apart. The bottom rung is one foot from the water. The tide rises at 12 inches every 15 minutes. High tide peaks in one hour. When the tide is at it's highest, how many rungs are under water? 4. There is a house with four walls. Each wall faces south. There is a window in each wall. A bear walks by one of the windows. What color is the bear?White 5. Is half of two plus two equal to two or three?3 6. There is a room. The shutters are blowing in. There is broken glass on the floor. There is water on the floor. You find Sloppy dead on the floor. Who is Sloppy? How did Sloppy die? 7. How much dirt would be in a hole 6 feet deep and 6 feet wide that has been dug with a square edged shovel? 8. If I were in Hawaii and dropped a bowling ball in a bucket of water which is 45 degrees F, and dropped another ball of the same weight, mass,and size in a bucket at 30 degrees F, both of them at the same time, which ball would hit the bottom of the bucket first? Same question, but the location is in Canada? 9. What is the significance of the following: The year is 1978, thirty-four minutes past noon on May 6th. 10. What can go up a chimney down, but can't go down a chimney up? (hint... chim chimminy)umbrella 11. If a farmer has 5 haystacks in one field and 4 haystacks in the other field, how many haystacks would he have if he combined them all in the center field?1 12. What is it that goes up and goes down but does not move? 31 Mar.
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	CallieHuggleswrote: 1) incorrectly 2) It didn't say 3) 3 rungs 4)NO House has all four walls facing south duhh, so who who colors what color a bear it, He better be making sure the it don't fall on him... WHITE 5)3 6)sloppy was a fish and the shutters knocked his bowl over and it broke leaving sloppy demised. 7)it's a HOLE the Dirt is OUT of the hole now. 8)in a bucket at 30 degrees F, both of them at the same time, which ball would hit the bottom of the bucket first? Same question, but the location is in Canada? well the 30 degree bucket would keep it from hitting the bottom at all.. if it was in canada? Ummm how do you get the water the same Temp? Same answer Can't hit a frozen bucket of water BOTTOM... 9. 12-6-1978 12:34 ?? 10) umbrella 11)one BIG stack 12) the tempurature 31 Mar.
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